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“Give me some new news terrorism” said the Ginchisky
“We got viruses, fires, floods, explosions, accidents, wars, civil wars, rumors of wars, food terrorism, water terrorism, hygiene terrorism, politics, elections , make a selection ” said his partner
“Hey!” yelled the building manager walking in, “You guys are ginches! You have to leave or I will call the police.”
“The other guys were ginches too.” said Ginchisky
“I did not know that” remarked the building manager “What happened to the old ginches?”
“We’re the new ones,” said Ginchisky
MMXII July 30, 2021: A.M. with you always UTC +14: Offices by JC Angelcraft The Magic Tree.
“….But the climate change conspiracy has been revealed to everyone by the Holly Spirit as a hoax?” said the second ginch
“So let us use some common sense,” said the first ginch
“I do not understand,” said the second ginch
“Use your head,” said another ginch. ” Even though God revealed that climate change as hoax, the people still do not believe it. So we continue with climate change, pretend we solved it, charge people for solving it and become the heroes, and millionaire ginches over night.”
“Right,” said the first ginch, “we make money from the climate change conspiracy and make people think that we solved it.”
“I still do not understand,” said the second ginch
“We still have control of the technology that is rigged to help us prove our climate change theories. We also have control of news and information. The problems with climate change are still there in the news inside billions of articles and the people believe it, like they believe our politics and every conspiracy we have going. But we know the climate change conspiracy was solved, but public does not. So we come up with a sure deal legal investment designed to solve problems that were never there to begin with. We can’t lose! It is a sure thing. Then our people control the before and after information and technology to confirm our miracle to make it look like we solved climate change. Then we get people to invest technology to maintain their climate. We become heroes and millionaires and continue our conspiracy…… “Zap!”.
“Where did he go?” asked the second ginch
“I don’t know,” said the third ginch, “but let us go with it. Anyone have ideas?”
“I have an idea,” said the fourth ginch.
“What is it?” asked the third ginch.
“The magic tree,” started the fourth ginch. “Think about it. It will be like a vaccine for our environmental terror conspiracy.”
“We will get people to invest for solving climate change. We will be millionaires and planetary heroes. They will throw us a ticker tape parade in each city,” said the third ginch.
“We’ll get a university to make them for us,” said the fourth ginch. Then as the money roles in, we can concentrate on children’s expositions, children’s charities and our new child coronavirus childcare program.” “Zap!”.
“Where did he go?” asked the second ginch who was now scared out of his mind, “I know he was there!”
“I’m taking over this operation” said the third ginch. “The magic tree investment is now on the books. Hey, where are you going?”
“I quit this group,” said the the second ginch.
Glossary
MMXII July 1, 2020: A.M. with you always UTC +14: Offices by JC Angelcraft The World Crown
“That big black female pit-bull is at the door again. ” said Mr.Hat
“She’s probably hungry,” said JC
“Why doesn’t she sleep at her owners house?” asked Mr. Hat
“Maybe she visits Fiona. Fiona has friends.” said JC
“That Pit Bull is not so little” said Mr. Hat
“But she’s friendly” said JC “Time to polish up the windows Mr. Hat”
“Right away” said Mr. Hat.
MMXII June 30, 2020: A.M. with you always UTC +14: Offices by JC Angelcraft: Emergency Care Services
“I asked for a hamster, not rabbit”. said the little customer
“A chinchilla is just as good as a hamster” said the attendant
“I thought this business was Emergency Care Services. ” argued the customer
“Yes it is. How did you hear about us?” asked the attendant
“The Little Feelings repair shop recommended you.” said the customer.
“Let me call our warehouse.” said the attendant
MMXII June 22, 2020: A.M. with you always UTC +14: Offices by JC Angelcraft: The Rules Store:
“I have returned” said the ginch waving some papers.
“Your not the same ginch?” said Mr. Hat.
“I am the new one,” responded the ginch “These rules you typed for us do not work.”
Mr. Hat looked at the ginche’s rules. “You changed them.”
“I want you to type me some different rules.” said the ginch.
“We specialize in typing rules” said Mr. Hat. “What do you want these next rules to say?”
“If your date of birth is in the first six months of year you can use our services on Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays. But only if you do not have the letter Z in your name. If you have the letter Z in your name you can use our services only Mondays and Wednesdays. But if the letter E comes before the letter Z in your last name you then you can use our services on Fridays..”
Mr. Hat looked at the ginch’s rules. “Whats this at the bottom?”
It says “you must do this! You must do what we say or you no get to use our services!”
“What services do you provide?” asked Mr. Hat.
“Thats is a secret” said the ginch and left and never returned.
MMXII June 2020: A.M. with you always UTC +14: Offices by JC Angelcraft: Mr. Socks Used Pets
“Hand me the Chihuahua Mr. Hat.” said JC, “I have to clean her ears.
“JC, the COVID-19 terrorists just destroyed another General Dynamics media account.” Said Mr. Hat “Why do those things happen?”
“Because people believe more in COVID-19 than they do in my advice.” Responded JC. “I’m done with the Chihuahua. Pass me the rabbit.”
“Can anything be done?” asked Mr. Hat.
“Yes,” said JC “All conspiracies have to stop!”
MMXII June 19, 2020: A.M. with you always UTC +14: Offices by JC Angelcraft: Emergency Care Services
“CNN is under the control of terrorists. I’m telling you,” said JC
“Atheists,” corrected Mr. Hat
“Them too,” confirmed JC
MMXII June 3, 2020: A.M. with you always UTC +14: Offices by JC Angelcraft: The World Crown
“Why are people mad at me.?” asked JC “I did not start the COVID-19.”
“You don’t care about health!” “yelled the Doctor.
“I am concerned about all matters of health. Not just your little COVID-19 conspiracy.” said JC
“You do not support our efforts to rescue this world from COVID-19!” said the Doctor
“Your efforts are helping terrorists continue their COVID-19 conspiracy, their politics and you are creating hunger & poverty around the world. ” said JC
“Medicine will heal COVID-19, just watch,” the doctor said.
“I want nothing to do with your atheist medicine, your atheist heroes, or your COVID-19 conspiracy.” reaffirmed JC
“I’m the best medical expert in this world!” yelled the doctor.
“How embarrassed you must be then,” said JC trying to comfort the doctor.
“I’m the top physician in this world!” yelled the doctor. “and I don’t believe in God”
“You will have to excuse me, but that last time I noticed, the top doctors did not work so hard to create poverty, hunger and malnutrition.” said JC
” I don’t believe in God!” yelled the man.
“You already said that,” affirmed JC
“You must do as I say!” the atheist doctor said forcefully
“Depart from me, you worker of inequality.” returned JC
MMXII June 2, 2020: A.M. with you always UTC +14: Offices by JC Angelcraft: The Ginch virus conspiracy
“Thank you for your services” said the government Doctor “But I have to ask you to leave”.
“But I am the one of doctors that created the formula for ginchvirus!”
“I am not interested in your ginchvirus formula” said the Doctor “Now we don’t want any problems.”
“But we were heroes!. It was in the mass media! Every country in the world gave us an atheist medicine parade for us!”
“Good for you” said the government Doctor “But, if you do not leave now I will have to call the police.”
MMXII May 28, 2020: A.M. with you always UTC +14: Offices by JC Angelcraft: The Ginch virus conspiracy
“What are all these papers? said the first ginch whose group took over ginchvirus conspiracy.
“These belonged to the last group.” answered his assistant. “They got brought to justice by God.”
“Well we are atheist,” said the first ginch “we don’t believe in God, only in viruses.”
“Thats what I was saying” responded his assistant. ” They left instructions”.
“What do they say?” asked the first grinch “Read them to me”
“In case of an act of God, like it says in the insurance policies,
please continue the conspiracy and put people who believe in God in their place. There is a lot of money involved. ”
“I believe in insurance policies” said the first ginch and zap! just like that another act of God occurred. The papers dropped down to floor for the next group of ginches.
MMXII May 8, 2020: A.M. with you always UTC +14: Offices by JC Angelcraft: Mr. Socks Used Pets
After 15 minutes had passed while sitting in a chair front of the desk the small chihuahua sat looking at JC. “O.k. your next” said JC who picked him up to dust him for flees. As JC worked inspecting his teeth and gave him fresh water, he made small talk with Mr. Hat.
“Give me some gossip” JC said to Mr. Hat.
“I have no gossip JC, just some history,” He replied
JC picked up the little dog to guess how much he weighed then spoke. “About 3 pounds” said JC writing down the dogs weight.
“I have a two for one special,” said Mr. Hat
“Two for one?.” asked JC inquisitively. “This I have to hear.”
“The United States and Mexico are mentioned to have had a confrontation today in Palo Alto Texas in 1846. Palo Alto is located in southwestern Nueces County just four miles southwest of Driscoll, 7-1/2 miles north of Bishop, and 14-1/2 miles north. Today in history on May 8 of the same year, General Zachary Taylor faced off against a detachment the Mexican army in a two-day battle at Palo Alto and Resaca de la Palma. Having lost, Mexican troops soon retreated and crossed the Rio Grande River to Matamoros. The United States who later declared war against Mexico were themselves soon divided. As Americans fought their Civil War 1860-1865, Mexico had to fight in their war of Reform. 1854-1867 .Inehrm Guerra de Reforma 1854-1867 In 1860 the Union army of the North fought against the South just as Mexico did. By 1865 the Union (The North) had won the war and by 1867 Mexico had won their war againts a common enemy, racism. “
“That was jewel Mr. Hat, thank you.”
“Your welcome Jose”.
- Civil War 1860-1865 The Movie Glory playlist
MMXII May 2, 2020: A.M. with you always UTC +14: Offices by JC Angelcraft: Guru the Psychologist
“My neighbor was a ginch. He got brought to justice,” said the patient.
“It happens,” responded the therapist.
“I was wondering about that ginchvirus,” asked the patient.
“Yes?” asked the therapist encouraging his patient.
“It does not make sense. I mean they got alarms in glaciers and in mountainous areas. What the hell could go wrong in those places? It is not like the rocks and the ice are going to get sick.”
“The ginchvirus is a hoax” said the therapist. “Thats why your neighbor got brought to justice.
“Oh, I almost forgot,” said the patient.
Offices of Government
by JC Angelcraft
“O.k. Mr. Hat its break time. Give me some news,” said JC
“All that I have is some today in history,” said Mr. Hat
“Give me something hot, ” encouraged JC snapping his fingers.
“I found this. Today in history on May 1, 1931, with the press of a ceremonial button in Washington, D.C., President Herbert Hoover turned on the lights of the Empire State Building, officially opening the world’s tallest building located at the corner of 5th Avenue and 34th Street in downtown Manhattan
“What about Mexico?” asked JC
“Today in the history of Mexico in the year 1917, the territory of Tepic is converted into the State of Nayarit. ” responded Mr. Hat
“Thank you Mr. Hat,” said JC “Your welcome,” said Mr. Hat
JC picked up the next cat. It was a large black cat and JC picked him up underneath his front arms until the cat’s feet were dangling in the air and said, “Who is going to love this black cat?”
“He looks like a big howler monkey,” said Mr. Hat
JC started to clean him and dust him for flees making light conversation with Mr. Hat.
“What does the public record say for today in history,” asked JC.
“Which one,” asked Mr. Hat
The one the ginches control,” said JC.
“They control several of them,” said Mr. Hat
“Pick one at random, “asked JC
“O.k. heres one. Today in history April 30 the Diocletianic Persecution of Christians in the Roman Empire ends,” Mr. Hat read.
“Oh how generous of the ginches,” replied JC “What about the false viral alarm?”
“It is still going,” said Mr. Hat. “The prosecution and judgment of the next group of ginches must continue.”
“Yes, I agree Mr. Hat,” said JC
“Someone called and is comming for the calico,” remarked Mr. Hat
“I hope they are nice people,” said JC
Daily Life
“JC Angelcraft sells toys” said the Goober ginch “He can’t save the people”.
“Second hand toys” corrected another ginch
“And even new toys” reminded a third ginch. “He might even sell our news stations one day”.
“Don’t say that” said Goober.
“You got them new ginch-virus news articles ready yet Goober” asked the third ginch.
“I am still writing them” answered Goober
The Judgment Couch
“What has happened to me JC Angelcraft?” said the atheist composer
“I don’t know?” responded JC “what has happened to you?”
“I can’t play the piano anymore,” said the composer” I have lost my abilities!”
“So what does that have to do with me?” asked JC “I have these animals to attend to.”
” I have lost my ability to play the piano!” repeated the composer
“Even a cat can play the piano” said JC “and you are much better at playing the piano than a cat.
” I have lost my ability to compose ,” said the composer
“Well maybe it is time to pray and to ask for help from God’s Holy Spirit.” suggested JC
“But I am an atheist!” said the composer
“Then use your atheist powers” said JC
“My music, my beautiful music” cried the composer “I am defeated.”
“Maybe it is just a mental block.” said JC “I get them all the time,”
Cats & Piano youtube
The Ginch virus
“While you were writing your funnies, the virus killed 100 hundred finches” said Gary the ginch
“Where? Show me,” said JC
“You have to look at all the major websites in all major news providers, even in your home town” said the ginch.
“No virus deaths here. You have to call me and prove them to me personally. You have to take me to all the places where your massacres have taken place. Then I will believe you.” said JC who started to pray again when all of sudden.
Zappp!
And the next group of ginches were gone just like that, but the bad news continued and the ginches did not want to stop their political and information conspiracy and JC continued to pray.
The Advice Guru
“Do I have to believe in the corona virus?” asked a young man
“No, you do not” said the the Advice Guru “Believe in God more and you will live a long healthy life.”
The Judgment of the latest guru ginches
” You have to believe! You have to believe in the coronavirus!” exclaimed the one of the new guru ginches to the people. “You have to believe in our authority!
“What happened to the old guru ginch?” asked a young man.
“I’m the new one” answered the new guru ginch
“Zap!”
And another series of guru ginches got brought to justice but their videos remained.
Cats by JC Angelcraft
“What are we going do while the world gets judged?” asked the Calico
“What else?” answered the Tabby
Cats & Dominos youtube
The Judgment Couch
“What has happened to me JC Angelcraft?” said the atheist composer
“I don’t know?” responded JC “what has happened to you?”
“I can’t play the piano anymore,” said the composer” I have lost my abilities!”
“So what does that have to do with me?” asked JC
” I have lost my ability to play the piano!” repeated the composer
“Even a cat can play the piano” said JC “and you are much better at playing the piano than a cat.
” I have lost my ability to compose ,” said the composer
“Well maybe it is time to pray and to ask for help from God’s Holy Spirit.” suggested JC
“But I am an atheist!” said the composer
“Then use your atheist powers” said JC
“My music, my beautiful music” cried the composer “I am defeated.”
“Maybe it is just a mental block.” said JC “I get them all the time,”
MMXII September 19, 2020: Animal Activism: Mr Socks Used Pets recommends: Amigos de los Animales Mazatlan Humane Society, a non-profit animal rescue shelter for homeless street animals of Mazatlan, Mexico. Phone: (669) 986 4235
Offices by JC Angelcraft
“Someone has used this cat. His fur is all matted!” said the customer surprised” “That’s what the sign says” answered the clerk,” these are used pets.”
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